So, what I'm going to do is, I'm going to take all the papers associated with schoolwork (notes, thousands of printed powerpoint slides, homework assignments) and I'm going to use them to make papier mache. I will create a giant cocoon in the farthest corner of the basement. I will seal myself inside. Come spring time, I will emerge! And... something. I probably won't be a butterfly. Maybe I can metamorphosis myself through an associate degree without doing any actual work? That would be cool.