Some day when I am independently wealthy I will own the most awesome combat boots in the history of the world. I shall call them my shit kickers. Their purpose will be to kick shit. This has been a dream of mine since... middle school, I think.
Also, I will own a pair of All Stars in each color of the rainbow, and one in grey (not part of the rainbow but my second favorite color).
Had a 100 average in my anatomy & physiology class. Started working 30+ intensive hours a week and BAM, next test score goes down to 85. AWESOME.
ETA: GODDAMMIT PROFESSOR DICKBUTT, STOP GIVING ME ESSAYS DUE AT THE SAME TIME AS FUCKING MIDTERM TAKE HOME EXAMS.