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Soliloquizing like you would not believe
4:14 am
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to drunk right now 
15th-Jul-2011 08:35 pm
This is the last time I consent to go to a partyw here I'm the onlty one present under the age of 55.

ETA (an hour later): the only thing I have the attention span for is cleaning. This is really effing boring. Wish I was sobe renough to read a book.NEVER AGAIN.

ETA (hours later): being drunk is the most boring thing ever. EVER.

ETA (morning after): fuck off, spammers.

Eight beers in a two-hour period the night before will leave you with a fairly unhappy stomach in the morning. I did, in fact, notice all the drunken typos while I was writing them, and I did backspace to fix most of them, but I decided to leave a few for posterity.
17th-Jul-2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
Were you partying with mom?
17th-Jul-2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
With dad. After a certain point his old guy friends started comparing melanoma stories. I just kept drinking until I didn't care.
17th-Jul-2011 09:47 pm (UTC)
Oh my God.
17th-Jul-2011 11:23 pm (UTC)
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